If amateur pornography has taught me anything; it's that if somebody can draw it, somebody else will fuck it. Also, It's still Keto if you take all your carbs rectally. West Virginia: You just got bumped to second place for "things you shouldn't do with your penis". She claims her dead sugar daddy made her a millionaire and now haunts her Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcome penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain.